Australia

The Azures have returned from the Cold Coast. We had a total strength of four comprising a Robot Bear(with laser eyes)[Gobah], a Taiwanese(from India)[AzureSean], some dude born in Others(music kills him)[AzureDude] and me(normal guy)[ThatAngel]. The driving details were meticulously planned by ThatAngel to provide each driver with sufficient rest. A risk assessment matrix was also carried out before each detail set off. This resulted in the Bear(who was pre-programmed to drive at 20km/h below the speed limit) driving about 90% of the time. The Go-karting sessions were one of the highlights of the trip. In the 1st race, the Taiwanese(mada mada dane) tried to pull off a Coup de Grace on "Others guy", which ended in a brutal side collision with the tyre wall and subsequently, 'mowing the lawn' with a Go-Kart. Thus began his consistent streak of going on and off the grass patch, which encouraged the hotdog seller to give him an all-time hot tip after the race: Try to drive on the black thing! In spite of the difficulties of driving on grass and mud with a Go-Kart, Taiwan boy managed a commendable 3 laps around the course in 10 minutes, only burning his jacket(due to resting his arm near the engine) in 3-4 places[This fateful jacket was deliberately left in our motel when we booked out, for the Russian motel owner to sell on Ebay]. The Robot Bear, on the other hand, managed only as many laps as Taiwankid even though he managed to stay on the 'black thing' the whole time. This was probably because his top speed was disgustingly low due to his programming. That's all for now.